my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
- Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
- Me: Go fuck yourself
I’m gonna meetcha
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all