are you in love?
no, actually, i’m in bed
this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
my sunday mornings usually look like this
"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"
how can lawyers argue without crying